wind your neck in

Given as advice to someone you you'd like to sit down and shut up, whilst also pointing out that they are wrong.

Dave, we've missed our exit thanks to your shit map reading, adding 20 miles to our journey, so wind your fucking neck in.

by Nic March 22, 2005

WestPac widow

A US Navy wife who fucks around with other men while her man is out on deployment. Named for the West Pacific, or WestPac cruise, which is a common and lengthy deployment for West Coast sailors.

"Dude, don't fuck with those WestPac widows or you're liable to end up with a shotgun pointed at you."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

windows update

a waste of time

Windows update How would you like us to waste your time today?

by The man October 18, 2001

wind-up merchant

a teaser, especially of gullible people

He's a real wind-up merchant, to him every day is April Fool's Day.

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

Windows ME

Add this to AOL Broadband, Kazaa, if it's a Tiny computer, then life is at it's worst.

The Blue Screen of Death appears when you play games online.

by Dark Prime May 13, 2005

windows me

A 32/16-bit OS created by Microsoft in 2000.It was the final version of Windows to be based on what was then the 20 year old DOS operating system.ME had better multimedia support then it's sibling,Windows 2000,but had horrible driver support.ME also was also fairly unstable.In fact,it's well-known instability inspired a Japanese internet meme:ME-Tan.

Windows ME was mostly BSOD after BSOD,but at least it played my video files.

by weliketopartyinmypants April 29, 2006

Windows minute

A reference to time where the culculated period bears no connection to the reality of that time span. Used to understate the significance of accurate measurement.

Origin: Microsoft Windows' inability to convey an accurate file download, or transfer, time.

I'll be there in a windows minute.
Translation: I'll be there sooner or later, perhaps.

by LankAsif February 13, 2010