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An iNinja is a master of iDevices (iPhones, iPads, etc) possessing skills to own (or pwn) networks and other electronic environments. And though iNinjas are masterful, they also posses a willingness to help and mentor others in the arts.
Dude, I can't believe an iNinja got into my network?
Guy 1: I wonder what I can do to penetrate this site?
Guy 2: Ask around, maybe you'll find an iNinja
Guy 1: I wonder what I can do to penetrate this site?
Guy 2: Ask around, maybe you'll find an iNinja
by LankAsif September 9, 2011
Get the iNinja mug.A reference to time where the culculated period bears no connection to the reality of that time span. Used to understate the significance of accurate measurement.
Origin: Microsoft Windows' inability to convey an accurate file download, or transfer, time.
Origin: Microsoft Windows' inability to convey an accurate file download, or transfer, time.
by LankAsif February 13, 2010
Get the Windows minute mug.To play a prank on someone where the penis is the brunt of the joke, or where the penis led the individual into the position of being pranked.
Person #1: "Did you hookup with that fly honey I saw grinding in you last night?"
Person #2: "Nah, she just gave me a boner and then jumped around, pointed and yelled 'HAHAHAHA Hey look at this guy with the boner chilling like a regular guy'!"
Person #1: "That chick knows how to peank, for sure"
The dude thought he was gonna have a threesome but he was just being peanked.
Person #2: "Nah, she just gave me a boner and then jumped around, pointed and yelled 'HAHAHAHA Hey look at this guy with the boner chilling like a regular guy'!"
Person #1: "That chick knows how to peank, for sure"
The dude thought he was gonna have a threesome but he was just being peanked.
by LankAsif October 26, 2018
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