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meat whistle musician 

One who loves to suck the male reproductive organ, as if it were a musical instrument.
"Hey, look at that douche. What a meat whistle musician."

"I bet that chick would make a mighty fine meat whistle musician."
meat whistle musician by AquaX December 24, 2007

Stanky Whistle 

A train which smells like barf and has a constant whistling noise resonating.
Man that stanky whistle was skeezy, I needa take a shower
Stanky Whistle by Rberriz November 8, 2009

Kentucky-whistle 

When your penis is in your partners anual cavity, and she/he farts the whistle noise from this action is called the Kentucky-whistle. Then after you hear then you say all-aboard.
When you are having anal sex and your partner farts. You here a whistle and someone says all-aboard-----------this is the kentucky-whistle
Kentucky-whistle by dayrl12564 September 30, 2010

Wyoming train whistle

When you fart in a girls face after intercourse. That's a Wyoming Train whistle
Kathy really wanted a Wyoming train whistle after we had sex

Grenade Whistle

Sometimes you're at the club and you bring a few girls home and you're a little cloudy so you don't realize you brought home grenades. So it's up to your roommate to blow on the Grenade Whistle to snap you out of it and bring you to your senses so you can kick that grenade out.
If you bring a girl home, and you are to drunk to realize she is a grenade. Your friends will sound the Grenade Whistle to let you know that your girl is a grenade!
Grenade Whistle by Max_Laxin February 20, 2011

dead as a whistle 

A state of being, when an object is either very tidy or completely immobile. Book of Scooter: chapter 29, verse 16
I went to start my jeep and it was dead as a whistle.
dead as a whistle by lagbot August 16, 2006