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shit-weasel

In the corporate world, a shit weasel is a person of similar or higher rank who'll stab you in the back, deny he did it, and blame you for the stabbing. The shit-weasel will deflect blame off of himself/herself in order to maintain his/her reputation at all cost.
That shit-weasel just blamed me for the failure of his own system and convinced the SVP it was my responsibility to begin with. Now I'm in hot water and he's getting his bonus.
by ronmag November 27, 2011
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Dream Weaver

An exceptionally epic '70s Soft Rock Ballad by Gary Wright with some sick and kind of creepy synthesizer effects to start the song off making you wonder, "What the fuck is going on!?" if you've never heard the song before, but sending chills down your spine and getting you pumped for Dream Weaver if you have heard the song before. It then does a total 180 when Gary starts singing the first lyrics, and then he segues into the refrain, which is an 11 on a scale from 1 to 10 of epicness. It is a quintessential '70s song. It's a good song to trip acid to, smoke weed to or do mushrooms to.
Dude, I brought the kush. Did you bring Dream Weaver?
by JSF87 July 9, 2011
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Nat Weaver

A penis shaped potato with lots of bumps and smells like rotten cheese
hunny, get that Nat Weaver out of my house.
by Eric December 15, 2003
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thong wearer

Angus is a thong wearer at night
by AngyChiny July 9, 2006
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cactus weasel

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while
That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!
by Vertigo January 11, 2004
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titty weasel

an irritating or bothersome person; the 'party pooper'.
Why you gotta be a little titty weasel!?
by unanimous anonymous October 13, 2007
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jon weaver

Sexiest man alive, even when he doesn't speak..at all. His face is gorgeous enough to make you fall in love. Also has the extreme power to make you fall in love through texting.
Jon weaver; I've never talked to you in person but I bet you're pretty amazing ;)

Girl texting jon; *falls in love*
by jonslover December 27, 2011
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