hooker wash

girls who dont have shower facilities or ample to shower would simply clean their tits, pits and pussy just like a hooker would after a performing a (trick).

Shit suzy, We're late for class and I gotta shower, fuck showering i only got time for a hooker wash

by limer March 4, 2005

dog washer

The european bathroom, water sprayer backside-cleansing accessory used instead of toilet paper.

Ok, no paper ever again; gots me a dog washer at home...better clear than smear, eh?

by YAWA December 2, 2019

jersey ball wash

The act of puking through the legs of someone who is already on the toilet taking a shit

Dude, I just had a self administered jersey ball wash...i puked while i was shitting

by boorilla December 9, 2007

Wash Your Fucking Hands

A simple reminder to all the lazy people who haven't washed their hands in a long time.

Lazy Person: *doesn't wash their hands*
Germaphobe: NIGGA WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!1

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

FOX-washed

A) The process by which FOX News spins information to rally a conservative demographic.

B) The process of brainwashing that occurs when viewers accept this manipulated news as the truth.

a) Obama's speech, revealing how he has cut taxes for 90% of Americans, was FOX-washed to portray that he is actually raising taxes -- by using a clip out of context.

b) The FOX-washed crowd jeered at Obama's visit, calling him a socialist and comparing him to Hitler.

by Mister John October 29, 2010

walshie

An awesome person who worships the ground Kate Walsh walks on. They are generally awesome, crazy, super nice fans who flail over anything and love to quote Kate Walsh in their everyday speak. They love to talk, ramble, spam, and are not at all stalkerish.

Walshie: Hello I love to party...this is how I roll. Bokay, so I'm not gonna lie to you but WALSH HAS A NEW PLAY IN NEW YORK!! Woohoo!

Non-Walshie: Oh, cool.

Walshie: And OH MY GAGA. Walsh twittuh'd me! It was the best thing evuh!

Non-Walshie: Ok.

Walshie: Oh guess what? Yesterday, I had a little game night at my house for a bunch of people... they love to play games... crazy games -

Non-Walshie: Can we just talk? Like regular people?

Walshie: ...OMG. You just quoted Walsh!

Non-Walshie: I did?

Walshie: Someone's gonna get outed -

*Non-Walshie walks away*

Walshie: ...I just wanted to show them I wasn't a crazy weirdo.

by donutsxnoodles May 25, 2010

washed out

adjective describing something faded in color and has become muted. also an adjective describing someone who is hazy, and usually tranquil and peaceful. it signifies that something is less vibrant or lively than it once was.

That shirt looks washed out. It used to be much more red than that, but now it's light pink.

He looks washed out, he must've spent a lot of time at work and is tired.

by thefriendlyhughes September 27, 2011