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wannabeism

a cult following that emulates their leader but fails miserably
Eminem fans have a serious case of wannabeism.
by Emunation May 23, 2004
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Wannabe Booty

(Noun)
When someone has a booty that is considered small and/or undesirable
Usually, wannabe booties are decided off of:
1) who ever is judging's personal preferences
2) the booties nearby. If there are huge booties nearby, a normal booty may be considered a booty wannabe because of the relative size
3) The booty being undesirable in any way.

A common misconception is when there is an un-perfect booty. An un-perfect booty may be similar to a wannabe booty, but you can actually enjoy an un-perfect booty.

also can be said like "booty wannabe", "booty-wannabe", "wannabe-booty", etc.
Guy1: Dude did you see that booty?
Guy2: Yeah... looks like a wannabe booty.

Guy1: That chick's booty is so small.
Guy2: Definitely a wannabe booty.

Girl: Hey, sexy, you want my booty?
Guy: No way, it's a booty wannabe!
by Budget Cuts July 5, 2014
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Douchebag Wannabe

A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.
Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-

Douchebag #1: Uh cool.

Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-

Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?

Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.
by ChelseySmileeFace November 21, 2009
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Special Forces Wannabe

a member of the Army National Guard who made friends with a lot of SF soldiers, but never had the heart, intelligence, will or ability to even attempt to be one.
Do you know that loser over at the flight facility?

You mean Hawley?

Yea, that obese, useless, annoying, cowardly little boy wearing an Army uniform is like putting lipstick on a pig.

Yea, what a Special Forces Wannabe
by ladybug09 November 13, 2013
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Wannabe

Hannah:"Got any good bands i havent heard of?"
Me:Fuck off wannabe.
by Iron eddie April 29, 2005
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wannabe paki

wannabe paki is a person that tries to act like a badass paki
mofo tryina act all bad he's a fukin wannabe paki he aint gangsta for shit
by mujahideen786 June 29, 2006
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Wannabe Vampire

That guy with a funny speech impedement and long nasty hair that insists on wearing a black trenchcoat EVERYDAY and sharpening his fingernails to a point. He constantly talks about meaningless goings-ons in the media industry and swears his allegiance to a single overrated and tired genre of games and movies and TV. When he interacts with anyone else other than his vampire entity that lives in his brain, he regards other humans with one part cinicism and two parts social incompetence; thus resulting in a state of celebacy for all eternity. BEWARE: he will threaten to bite you, but it will only result in a seering staredown and a feeble attemp at insulting your masculinity.
"That Wannabe Vampire is just jealous at my sup3rior H4X0r ski11z."
by Lanky Thrower May 23, 2006
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