Vikings with manners

Royals, or the British royal family.

Those thieving Royals are just Vikings with manners.

by atty1chgo May 23, 2007

Viking Funeral

The act of lighting a clump of toilet paper on fire atop ones excrement in a standard toilet bowl and then flushing the toilet causing a beautiful flaming typhoon. The fire and Log are eventually swallowed by the toilet leaving a last puff of smoke with a strong ancient burning odor.

This act is most often deployed when an individual feels the need to mask the smell of their excrement when the standard pack of matches is not available but a lighter is at hand. The burning toilet paper shows a 76% masking of the odor in most cases vs. 89% for a book of matches. Wooden matches provide an impressive 96% masking.

The second most popular reason for deploying this act is for the sheer proudness an individual may feel about the crap they created. As if it deserved to be sent off in style.

That doodie was so awesome. It was shaped like a C for Chris! I had to give it a Viking Funeral Bro!

by crisp11 November 20, 2010

Viking Warrior

When a white person is getting bullied or messed with by a person of another race and then winds up going nuts on that person and beats their ass.

Rich : Did you see the video of the black guy who thought he was going to intimidate and beat up the old white guy?

Dan: No. What happened?

Rich: These two guys had words on a bus in Atlantic City and when the black guy decided to make it physical, the old white guy went Viking Warrior on him and beat his ass! It was hysterical!

by Kevin ZZZ February 19, 2010

Viping

To be V.I.P.. To be as cool as a V.I.P.

Dude! Andy is so viping in those Air Forces! or Man! Vincent is so not viping in those Delta Forces

by imviping777 December 22, 2010

Greasy Viking

Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.

Man: "Hey there what can I do for you."

Greasy Viking: "Hi I am a greasy Viking and I am on crack."

by Doug May 21, 2008

Minnesota Vikings

An NFL team who either, chokes in playoffs or regular season or is just utter trash

The Minnesota Vikings choked away an 11 point lead to the Cardinals to lose and give up their playoff spot to the Green Bay Packers

by IceDragonPhoenix December 22, 2017

red vining

When two men entwine their penises like a caduceus (from an episode of The Office)

The two dudes were red vining in the bathroom.

by joe bro December 5, 2012