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vacation dick

A dick you get while out on a trip, usually surprisingly large in size. You can't take this dick on a daily basis which makes it perfect for a temporary vacation.
I got some vacation dick when I went to Vegas. Oh boy was it big, but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas am I right?
by Swaggy K June 9, 2016
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Vacation dick

A dick that is too big to be taken daily. Usually requires a recovery period. Opposed to boyfriend dick
Damn Sally, you've been walking funny. You OK?
Ya, I'm fine. I had some vacation dick last night.
Lucky!! I gotta get me some of that!
by VacaDickE'rDay June 4, 2016
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Vacation

Something that everybody needs and deserves and not many get one exactly as they want. On a real vacation (and not just time off, see staycation), you get to travel, you can drink/smoke/get high as much as you want, you can spend however you want, eat whatever you want, sleep as much as you want, essentially you're free and you don't have to take shit from anybody. It's really, really nice to be granted with a vacation. If you ever get one, please, for the love of God, take advantage of it and fully appreciate it, because they are rare and they don't come often (for some never at all).
Holy shit I'm going to the beach for two weeks straight! Wow! A real vacation!
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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suspicious vacation

When a YouTuber makes a video or posts on social media about going on a trip for content but actually didn't. But they made a video on how they did that later.
Jim: "Did you see 'Natalie's Outlet?' That Japan trip she went on."
John: "Yeah. It was a suspicious vacation."
by susgirl January 24, 2019
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vacation dick

A dick that has an asshole person connected to it. But is big enough to make you like the person anyways
Lance and his friggin vacation dick.
boyfriend dick
by Michaellingo June 11, 2016
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vacation dick

Vacations dick is a dick that is large but too large to handle on a regular basis
I was in Hawaii and I met this local with a vacation dick it was amazing
by Rich the fish June 7, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis, usually found on an exotic male from another country in which you travel to, that is significantly larger than any penis you've had back home.

Usually a one time affair, vacation dick can satisfy a woman for her whole trip at the respective country she is traveling to.
Pele had that bomb vacation dick last night. I think I'm done with sex for a while, or at least until we get back to the United States.
by bigdicknick33 June 14, 2016
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