Tootie Fruity Substitute

a gay ass substitute teacher!

when i said tootie fruity substitute i made a beast fall in a arcade basketball machine.

Tootie Fruity Substitute by Anonymous March 11, 2003

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Toosie Slide

Toosie Slide is when you’re banging your lover anally while both on your sides and after you pull out a full shit or “toosie roll” slides right out in between the two of you

I had just blown my load in her booty hole. Feelin good I pulled my dick out and she immediately toosie slided in the middle of the bed, now I’m sleeping on the couch for the night

Toosie Slide by Itshitneybitch November 22, 2020

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Trotsies

Stage 1. During, and especially after, a run when you feel like you're going to drop the biggest heat stick down your leg if you can't reach the pot in time. Stage 2. Any hold up getting to a dump station and you're sure you're going to blast sloppy bum slosh everywhere. Occurs within minutes.

Be wary of Runner's trots misdiagnosis. A full blown trotsies sesh will leave you wishing you had a super-soaker 7,000,000 to powerwash your asshole.

JP came flying in the house after his run, smashed through the bathroom door and took to destroying the can for 26 minutes. Damn trotsies.

Trotsies by Tim timay February 9, 2009