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Tombstone (the bathroom)

The forceable destruction of indoor plumbing by nearly involuntary assplosion.
"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"

"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"
by chuckD September 10, 2013
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tombstone mentality

a tombstone mentality informally is a pervasive attitude of ignoring design defects until people have died because of them.
I'm so sick of the tombstone mentality displayed by the Aircraft manufacturers!!

The tombstone mentality usually kicks in after it's too late
by A.Roko January 11, 2022
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Jeff tombstone

you get jelly put it on someones stomach and you have to put toenails in it, chocolate, and the main thing jelly. then lick it all off and eat it
"hey last night i gave my nigga a jeff tombstone, man"
by jeff roller July 1, 2015
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The Tombstone surprise

The art of going from a lay down 69 to a vertical 69. When the man is about to ejaculate he drops to his knees whilst is genital area is being seduced by a woman who is upside down, when they hit the floor, the man ejaculates and shouts "TOMBSTONEEEEE!!!"
I thought i'd mix it up a little by performing the tombstone surprise
by lovelyboy69 May 18, 2017
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Tomasion

The celery bear arms in preparation for the oncoming tomasion
by tomatoinvasion February 9, 2015
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Tomas

A dude so handsome your brain will melt the second you see him. He’s quick-witted and fiercely funny. Tomas cares about other people and is extremely comfortable to hang out with. If you’re lucky enough to have a Tomas in your life, you should thank his mother by sending her pictures of adorable baby animals. Preferably cute little kittens(as Tomas obviously is a cat person). Tomas is the perfect guy.

Some even claim he has supernatural powers.
"Remember when you met Tomas for the first time?"
"Hell yeah, best day of my life!"
by honeysugarlump November 15, 2016
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tomesia

Cherokee meaning heat, love, or passion.
Love in the desert.

Tomesia meaning Love or the heat of the desert.
by Keys2mylife January 10, 2017
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