Something either an actual funny person would say, or a John would say and think he is world's best comedian
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Get the Shiver me timbers mug.n., Someone who can exert the powers of space and time to change the sexualities of others to match their own. Timeblazers are usually accused of making heterosexual men into homosexual men.
Origin
Greek Mythology
In Greek Mythology Temblazious was the son of Helios and an unnamed mortal woman. While mortal, Temblazious still had many powers, and could pass his powers down to others. Examples of his powers were flamboyant flatulence, generally being unlovable, and making others unlovable.
Origin
Greek Mythology
In Greek Mythology Temblazious was the son of Helios and an unnamed mortal woman. While mortal, Temblazious still had many powers, and could pass his powers down to others. Examples of his powers were flamboyant flatulence, generally being unlovable, and making others unlovable.
Man 1: Eric sure has been acting funny lately.
Man 2: Ever since he met that timeblazer Daniel, he's been gay.
Man 1: That's dumb. I say we go bomb his house.
Man 2: YEAHHH! beta!
Man 2: Ever since he met that timeblazer Daniel, he's been gay.
Man 1: That's dumb. I say we go bomb his house.
Man 2: YEAHHH! beta!
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The term was coined by A L and a friend of mine we started it jokingly with a native american friend of ours, was never intended to be used hatefully we love our native American friends from green bay wisconsin, those timber nuggets are some of the best people you will ever meet, loyal ,kind, and funny, you can use the term in a bad way but you might get yourself scalped, thanks A L
by Windtalker & burlly January 23, 2022
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by CharleyBroccoli October 21, 2010
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Get the Riddle me timbers mug.1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.
2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.
i.e. Sever Me Timbers
2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.
i.e. Sever Me Timbers
Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?
ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"
ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"
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