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Shiver me timbers

Something either an actual funny person would say, or a John would say and think he is world's best comedian
John:"oh it's an emo shiver me timbers"
Everyone else:stfu
by Light yagamis toes October 17, 2021
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Timeblazer

n., Someone who can exert the powers of space and time to change the sexualities of others to match their own. Timeblazers are usually accused of making heterosexual men into homosexual men.

Origin
Greek Mythology
In Greek Mythology Temblazious was the son of Helios and an unnamed mortal woman. While mortal, Temblazious still had many powers, and could pass his powers down to others. Examples of his powers were flamboyant flatulence, generally being unlovable, and making others unlovable.
Man 1: Eric sure has been acting funny lately.
Man 2: Ever since he met that timeblazer Daniel, he's been gay.
Man 1: That's dumb. I say we go bomb his house.
Man 2: YEAHHH! beta!
by Just Pman April 8, 2010
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Timber Nigger

The term was coined by A L and a friend of mine we started it jokingly with a native american friend of ours, was never intended to be used hatefully we love our native American friends from green bay wisconsin, those timber nuggets are some of the best people you will ever meet, loyal ,kind, and funny, you can use the term in a bad way but you might get yourself scalped, thanks A L
by Windtalker & burlly January 23, 2022
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timberjack

The act of masturbating in the wilderness, or timber.
Guy: The squirrels weren't moving the other day so I decided to pass the time with a timberjack. Cleaned up with an oak leaf.
by CharleyBroccoli October 21, 2010
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Riddle me timbers

A riddle that is so genius and stumping that anyone who encounters it will scream timber at the peak of their orgasm
ohhhh, oh im going to riddle me timbers till my pants are wet
by i dont mind 69 all the time September 25, 2009
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Scissor Me Timber

1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.

2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.

i.e. Sever Me Timbers
Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?

ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"
by Long Jane Silver March 12, 2010
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Justin timberlake

(n) - wigger who is loved by eight year old girls and other wiggers
Fucking a few celebrities (guys and girls) has made this white boy a Justin timberlake.
by darron May 2, 2005
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