A condition, that often occurs during extremely cold temperatures, in which the rim of the foreskin touches on all sides so that the head of the penis becomes invisible. When foreskinclosure occurs, the penis appears as if it has retracted back inside a male's pelvis.
Person 1: Did you see that streaker? It looked like he got his dick chopped off!
Person 2: That's not what happened. It's like 15 below out here. He was just experiencing a little foreskinclosure.
Person 2: That's not what happened. It's like 15 below out here. He was just experiencing a little foreskinclosure.
by CharleyBroccoli October 20, 2010
Guy: The squirrels weren't moving the other day so I decided to pass the time with a timberjack. Cleaned up with an oak leaf.
by CharleyBroccoli October 20, 2010