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Twisted joker

Your got your girlfriend bent over and she reverse the position and slam her strap on I to your ass hole you tear up and say to her why so serious.
I got a twisted joker and I'll never be the same she got me good buddy real good.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Twisted-mister

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.
Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump
by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024
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Twisted dandy x goob spicy yaoi

The 2025 incident between Twisted dandy and goob from Roblox game Dandy's world. Dont ask what happened but to put it short there was claws involved and lots of hurt goob.
Man I sure want to know the Twisted dandy x goob spicy yaoi incident
by Twisted dandy x goob spicy yai January 24, 2025
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Thisterday

The feeling that something that actually occured today happened yesterday.
Remember that we got to the TSA line at the airport at 4 am in the morning? No, your wrong that happened Thisterday morning.
by Naviles January 21, 2026
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Twisted Bullshit

When things seem completely unreal. Is this some twisted simulation bullshit? Am I in a glitchy fever dream or a poorly coded simulation? It's like drinking a cocktail of "what the fuck" + "this can't be happening" + "someones gotta be messing with the matrix right now."
Your ex texts you "miss u" at 3:06 AM right after you finally start vibing with someone new. "Nahhh this is some twisted bullshit, who approved this plot twist?"

Dec 13, 2025 - A raccoon breaks into a Virginia liquor store, gets absolutely hammered on whatever booze it can knock over, then passes out cold in the bathroom between the toilet and the trash can. Cops show up to the crime scene, " Bro is this some twisted bullshit? Did the simulation just make this raccoon a drunk ass?"
by PhantomJ69 February 16, 2026
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Twistedlifesteal

The great lifesteal server made by my king BonesAreBad and has other custom features to the server that make it unique. It has a goodish community (Ngl most of them are deranged) and has only slight p2w practices, but everything with money can be grinded for without money. Join today on twistedlifesteal
Twistedlifesteal is a pretty good server.
by Coastiews May 13, 2025
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Twisted Beluga Tetriswaffle

A crazy fucked up bitch that likes to fuck with people but can’t handle the fact that can’t nobody see shit unless you push it to the side…..
Oh look there goes the Twisted Beluga Tetriswaffle amber right there
by Ajkirkham21 June 20, 2025
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