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95 Theses Of Science

A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.
The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.
by Powerlated October 11, 2018
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upward theism

Life only evolves better. There is no hell.
Upward theism is full of life.
by Upward theism April 24, 2019
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stella.thesimp

A funny and smart tik toker who posts memes, and is also a lesbian icon :)))))
“Wow you remind me of gray.bbq!”
“Awe that’s so sweet!!”

I love stella.thesimp!<3”
by camnotfoundwastaken June 6, 2021
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Undy-thesia

Akin to a phantom limb but goofier this is the sensation that you are wearing underwear when in fact your skin is bare. Heightened by lack of sleep or laziness in self-care, your skin begins to feel like a barrier of cloth. As tactile hallucinations it is equally harmless and lacking in value.
Undy-thesia sets in a few days after you stop adhering to certain standards of dress. I surprised myself and a homeless man while riding my bike in a skirt into the wind. He gasped, "Oh, thats beautiful!" Like brushing your teeth and not farting in public, put in the effort to maintain certain standards. Treat yo' self.
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Semi-theism

A belief where someone believes that there is no God but there is a supernatural force. They believe that there is something after death but no God guiding it, either reincarnation or afterlife. The difference between Semi-theism and Agnosticism is that Semi-theism is an actual Conclusion, while Agnosticism is a Doubt of belief
If you're considering yourself as a Atheist while practicing Witchcraft, Believing in Astrology or a Pagan atheist then you're not an Atheist, your beliefs is Semi-theism
by Eimainihil February 21, 2023
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Anti-theist

Somebody who comes to the sudden realization that they can count the number of wars and genocides that HAVEN’T been caused by religion on one hand, and that maybe mass indoctrination isn’t such a good idea. Cannot stress enough that anti-theists don’t hate people who are religious, they hate the way religions control people from a very young age and how they threaten people with a nonexistent threat if they don’t do as they are told.
All my life I was raised in a Christian household, I was a good follower, I never questioned anything. But the more I thought about it, the more I came to the realization that religion is completely illogical and just doesn’t make sense. I tried to tell my family that I was an atheist, and my dad beat me within an inch of my life. After that I decided that anything that would influence someone to beat their child almost to death in the name of a nonexistent being can’t be just ignored, it needs to be stopped. It was then I became an anti-theist.
by Hail_Satan November 17, 2023
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Doggo-Theist

The idiot's religion. Would literally murder children if the Bible or Quran told him to do so. Completely indoctrinated and usually is anti-veganism because he believes God created animals for him to factory farm. Probably doesn't believe in science or vaccines and thinks the earth is literally 6000 years old and flat because it says so in his book.
Yeah, Todd is a real doggo-theist, I'd steer clear of him or he might try to steal your foreskin.
by jerry3242 June 24, 2024
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