zukurz (Pronounced Zoo-kerz)

Someone that is too short. Also may refer to the rapper.
zukurz (pronounced zoo-kerz) Comes from German. May be used to described the rapper 2$hort, or simply someone shorter than the average person.
by ?stuffing? November 23, 2011
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Petting Zoo

When a group of gay men meet to enjoy sexual activity of enjoying inserted gerbils or hampsters anally while performing fellatio upon one another.
Aka gerbiling.
My grandma drove a van load of gay men to a meet up for a petting zoo, and enjoy some gerbiling together.
by Uncle Cousin G-Spot July 04, 2022
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zoo circus

just a total clusterfuck of a situation with multiple people running around and shit flying all over the place, etc.
--you ever go to the Wal-Mart? fuckin place is a goddamn zoo circus---
by AntoniusBeethius November 04, 2009
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Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.
Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.
by TonyTheTampon March 14, 2017
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zoo bent

adjective.
use to decribe a person who has achieved a state of maximum ruckus, often caused by excessive use of gear.
1. "haw man, hawww man i was fucking zoo bent at rummble!"
2. "hey mate, can I have another charge", "nahhhhh man you're fuckin' zoo bent!"
by james macalister January 02, 2011
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zoo zoos and wham whams

Zoo zoos are commissary food items sold to prisoners and wham whams are cigarettes. Circa 1980s youngins. It ain't all sweet, cabrón.
Run those zoo zoos and wham whams, Flaco! Make some moves and put some money on the books for me. Send it so I can spend it.
by Rocko Van Zetti May 25, 2023
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Zoo abortion

Abortion for pets, often a pet family with the offsprings, father and mother
by 459395 April 22, 2023
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