skanky rhino

when a fat man runs as fast as he can at a brick wall and when he hits it, all his fat splats up against it and he is stuck there for 4 hours until some guy with a spatula peels him off.

Dude, Jim Golubich totally was a skanky rhino yesterday!

by Shin Spaiencer November 03, 2006

Feeding the Rhino

a metaphore for the act of doing some sexual act to a womanizing man whore that has a bad case of fetal alcohol syndrome and mommy issues. ussually resulting in the womanizing man whore with a bad case of fetal alcohol syndrome and mommy issues to exclaim the phrase "WOW... what a great audience!"

Guy 1: "did you here about (insert girls name)?"

Guy2: "no... wait, was she Feeding the Rhino?"

Guy1: "WOW!"

by A Clockwork Apple December 07, 2011

Orange Rhino

a sexual act in which the woman wraps those Cheetos Curls around the man's penis then proceeds to perform oral sex on the man, thus leaving an orange stain resembling the horn of a rhinoceros.

This chick gave me an orange rhino last week, and my dick is still orange!

by C-Bags28 February 13, 2009

Albino Rhino

A hefty, excessive in length serpent posessing one red eye, which typically lives in the trousers of a caucasian manbeast, when excited it tends to spew gargantuan amounts of vanilla milkshakes

Dude 1: I've been looking for something to worship
Dude 2: Dude, me too!
Daniel: Well gentlemen feast your eyes as I uncage the beast
Dude 1 & 2: (kneeling) All hail the Albino Rhino!

by D-daddy shizzz (spiderman) November 06, 2010

white Rhino

what I smoked last night

well, a good example of some good white widow is, when you dont really remember much after your first puff. everything turned into this string of events, that were happening so quickly i had no idea how i was going to stop them. They were challenging me to a dual, and i had to compete. The day was a battle day of some kind and i had to defeat many things like... Talking to all my teachers only 20 minutes after i toked the shit, and smoking a joint at lunch that same day, i wasnt sure i could handle them but i did and i won over white rhino, so what i want next is some white widow i think it might defeat me, if i had another stoner day type thing going.. :D

by Tokenange November 05, 2006

Albino Rhino

The act of attaching a white dildo to your head and then using it to penetrate your partner.

Jill got so freaky last night she asked me to give her an albino rhino.

by tmant February 27, 2016

Black Rhino

When you pooh on someones face in such a way, that it looks like they have a large horn.

Mr Parish was administered a Black Rhino. He loves the horn.

by Ricktus January 28, 2004