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Fap Bait

A chick that is good for nothing but turning guys on.
Guy1: That iJustine is totally hot but dumber than shit.
Guy2: yeap. Total fap bait.
by ZeroDaycgy-ca August 2, 2009
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Fetty Fap

When you bust a nut in her left eye, and she goes blind.
Last night my girlfriend came over and she was sucking my dick, and when I was about to cum, I pulled it out, and shot it in her left eye, I had to Fetty Fap into her eye.
by Fwoodcox June 6, 2016
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Fap Olympics

An entire summer of Fapping because you ain't got shit to do, and you're single :(
Hey dude, how'd you spend your summer?

Ummm... Fap Olympics '09.

Looooooool! that sucks bro.
by MagnusVeidt September 20, 2013
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Facebook Fap

The act of masturbating to pictures of people that are posted on Facebook. This includes profile pictures, tags, videos and everything of that nature.
Jeff - "Yo, what'd you get up to last night?"
Scott - "Facebook fapped to Shauna...."
Jeff - "Dude, that's just plain wrong."
by Pneisme September 30, 2010
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Fap-Attack

The act of be able to think of nothing but fapping, and having the need to fap immediately. Often caused by not fapping over a long period time, or viewing viewing a fap-tastic sight.
Beau had a massive Fap-Attack when he saw that chick because he hadnt fapped in hours.
by LocsOnly January 10, 2010
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Fap Snack

A snack that is eaten while in the middle of a vigorous masterbating session. it is usually something small and able to be eaten one handed, sandwiches are a good Fap Snack.
Guy 1: Dude, last night , I was fapping so hard that I needed to eat me a sandwich while I did it.
Guy 2: Ah ok. So you needed to have yourself a Fap Snack.
by Soda Jive August 25, 2013
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FODDER FAP

When FODDER faps. Usually referring to the leaked video of FODDER (a Counter-Strike cheater) masturbating on camera.
FODDER FAP
Q. Hey man, you know any cool websites?
A. Yeah dude, fodderfap.me is my personal favorite leaked footage of the BIGGEST cuck.
by globlel elite February 11, 2018
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