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Text Worthy

1. When something happens and you feel the need to absolutely text someone about it.

2. When you remember an old joke or something from the past and you text a friend to reminisce about it.
Jason: I just thought of the time you got pulled over for going 30 mph over the speed limit, and I was like dang that is so text worthy!
Adam: Haha, that was so ridiculous.
by Tizz Mizzle June 27, 2007
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textglected

Feeling as though you are not receiving a proportionate number of texts in response to the number of texts which you send; intentionally not responding to a text or individual because they are just annoying or tend to over-text.
"I sent out over 70 texts to Kevin and he's only responded to two of them. I am feeling totally textglected.
by orientxp February 19, 2011
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Wet West Texas

Loading your ball-sack with your own pee, and releasing it on a girl.

*Takes skill and should not be performed by amateurs.

Step 1. Roll your wiener up into itself.
Step 2. Pull up your ball-sack over your remaining penis, until it forms the shape of a round balloon.
Step 3. Begin peeing until ball-sack fills with pee.
Step 4. When ball-sack is full, release on woman.
I just gave Ashley a Wet West Texas, and she was too drunk to care.
by TTech Guy April 29, 2010
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Texas

A state that hates Oklahoma and that Oklahoma hates.
Texans: "Oklahoma sucks!"
Oklahomans: "Texas blows!"
by bldyvlntin February 2, 2010
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Short texting

People who text really short to a long ass paragraph
I really really like u. I want to be with you forever and ever. I feel like we are ment for each other. I love u soooo much.

Short texting

Ok.
by Penis leach September 16, 2016
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when you are really bored that you click on one of the tips in gboard and look it up in urban dictionary
Guy: hmm, what's this? "Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here." I, for no reason what so ever, am going to look this up in urban dictionary
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Textimate

The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.
Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?

Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'
by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009
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