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Terminally Offline

The opposite of terminally online. It means someone who spends little to no time on the internet, typically because they have better things to do.
Turner is terminally offline. He has never used Reddit or TikTok before, doesn’t know what skibidi toilet is, has a healthy set of hobbies, is happily married, and is active in the church.
by Shepherd Guy June 5, 2025
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Termin

A way of calling something bad or unpleasant.
That seminar was so termin
by ~.Anonymous.~ July 1, 2023
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pulled a Terminator

damn you to just fucked up really badly
you just pulled a terminator
by LuckyTheStonerFemboy September 4, 2023
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Terminal Career Agitation

Similar to Terminal Agitation, where an individual experiences severe restlessness as they near their passing, Terminal Career Agitation occurs when a professional reaches the end of their career and begins to reconcile with themselves about their accomplishments. Signs of Terminal Career Agitation can include micromanaging, unpleasantness, and a need for high levels of control over all projects.
My Boss has been experiencing terrible terminal career agitation. She is trying to get involved in every detail of every project, is obsessed with insignificant matters, and is micromanaging everyone in the office.
by burnsing April 10, 2024
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Terminal Nut

When you beat your meat while driving and try and get a high score on the speedometer.
Man my Terminal Nut record is only at 25 mph.
by Some guy ig April 29, 2024
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Terminal Illness

Funny definition: Airport sickness

Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.
A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)

However, this is not always the case.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024
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Terminal Mass

Terminal mass

The amount of lean muscle mass a bodybuilder’s frame can hold before their waste and midsection need to grow and expand to accommodate the new size.
Both Ronnie Coleman and Phil Heath had very small waists and tight mud sections until they passed their personal terminal mass and their waist need to accommodate the new amount of muscle
by The real Hank Contos July 23, 2022
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