It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.
This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.
This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.
Woah she's hot bro!!
Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?
Awwh no way she's ugly!
Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?
Awwh no way she's ugly!
by jizz u l8a August 25, 2011
Get the Telescope theory mug.by kthrn July 22, 2012
Get the TeleScrewed mug.Related Words
teleshia
• telesh
• Telesha
• Teleshag
• Teleshart
• Teleshopping
• teleshot
• telephone
• Teesh
• telephone toughguy
From "telemarketer" and "charity".
A telemarketer call that solicits money or support for a charity or other non-profit organization. This call does not ask you to buy any kind of product or service, but instead asks you to perform some service or donate money.
Notorious for not taking "no" as an answer. Frequently calls, and will "call back later" if desired person(s) are not available.
A telemarketer call that solicits money or support for a charity or other non-profit organization. This call does not ask you to buy any kind of product or service, but instead asks you to perform some service or donate money.
Notorious for not taking "no" as an answer. Frequently calls, and will "call back later" if desired person(s) are not available.
Telecharity caller: "Hello, may I please speak to Mr. Smith?"
John: "May I ask who's calling?"
Telecharity caller : "This is Ray calling on behalf of (charity name) and I'd like to ask you to show your support by..."
John: *click*
Mary: "Who was that?"
John: "Just another telecharity asking for money."
John: "May I ask who's calling?"
Telecharity caller : "This is Ray calling on behalf of (charity name) and I'd like to ask you to show your support by..."
John: *click*
Mary: "Who was that?"
John: "Just another telecharity asking for money."
by MizunoBara August 28, 2012
Get the Telecharity mug.Hayleigh telesnooked the stock market competition participants with a huge gain on the final day - winning with a $74,600 increase over the month.
by zuker June 3, 2013
Get the telesnook mug.Dude, my phone just totally did a Telephreudian slip! I texted this girl, "I really like you.", but my phone auto-corrected it to, "I really lick you."
by The Sporadicals June 29, 2013
Get the Telephreudian Slip mug.
The act of snorting a lot of cocaine and waking up (or teleporting) somewhere completely different, often far away and surprising.
"I did about 25 grams of cocaine and telesnorted all the way to Bangkok."
"One time I was telesnorting sixteen miles after snorting three lines. It was awful. I woke up in a gas station in New Hampshire."
"One time I was telesnorting sixteen miles after snorting three lines. It was awful. I woke up in a gas station in New Hampshire."
by Obadiah Aquaman September 15, 2014
Get the Telesnorting mug.