Sarges Sex Tape 

Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following

It's a short one this week

Greasy meat resembling a bear

Unusual downpour

How we get chapped

I'll make it through Sarges Sex Tape if God doesnt smite us with a rain of used condoms

Sarges Sex Tape by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019

This is my sex tape 

Used when family and friends keep bringing up an embarrassing picture or video from your past.

Ughh...let that shit die already! This is my sex tape.

This is my sex tape by Crafty catfish June 1, 2021

Book On Tape 

An audio recording of a book being read aloud. Historically, the term was used to reference a book reading recorded onto a cassette, hence the term "on tape". Although cassette tapes are no longer commonly used, the term "Book on Tape" in the modern day can refer to any medium of audiobook recording (CD, Radio, streaming platforms).

I need to find a good book on tape for my long road trip!

Book On Tape by AG41 July 11, 2023

the red tape

a certan punishment in the military where it is currently unknown but durring WWII aparently very bad w the red army but it is just something you wanna avoid at all costs (some even commit suicide)

Military commander: i carried out my orders, i sent in all of my boys...but the german engulfed us....they has artiliry, aircraft, tanks...and me, what did i have...

Krushtev: a sacred duty to resist!.......perhaps youd prefer to avoid the red tape.
*slides a torkev to him on the table*

military commander: *takes pistol* *BANG!*

the red tape by Raven M 203 June 3, 2010

Blank Tape

Gay pop-punk band that has catchy FAGGOT song =D

Billy: "Have you heard of that band Blank Tape?"
Joe: "Yeah, they are a bunch of lameburgling fanny bandits!"

Blank Tape by Fanny Bandit September 23, 2007

Ticker Tape Parade 

Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.

I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!

Ticker Tape Parade by Woodside Billy April 8, 2009

the tape 

A VHS tape which consists of poorly taped, and edited scenes from movies, and television randomly inserted, repeated, and paused, created by Rizzo in his basement. Poorly taped, as it may be, it still provides hours of entertainment. Mainly the content on the tape can be classified as chomedy, only two are in existance, and soon we fear that they will become extinct.

1. You're watching 15 pure minutes of Benny from Total Recall. It's the tape.
2. Schwarzenegger keeps kicking down a door whilst DeVito tries to stop him "Aw no!" The tape!
3. Out of no where Hulk Hogan is in a big rig smashing through an ambulance! The Tape.
4. What're you gonna do with those pies boys?
5. A bunch of random heads explode.
6. Oh baby take me to heaven! Your request is my demand! AW NO!!!
7. Kurt Russel keeps saying "Wang!"

the tape by Kyle Ligenza March 2, 2008