swine flu

A government smoke screen to cause fear and panic while they really are trying to put the fire out on other publicly humiliating news worthy topics.

If the heat's on Obama... it's swine flu on you!

by crazy 4 tennis April 27, 2009

slam swine

a nasty bitch with more rolls than a mother fucking bakery who cant wait to wrap her mouth around another fucking penis just bc shes bored. a slam swine has no life and no friends. a slam swine also only gets guys bc shes an EASY WHORE. =)

Jess DelGuidice is the biggest slam swine in the world

by .... December 17, 2003

Swine Flu Epedemic

A strain of Influenza thought to have originated in Mexico amongst swines(more commonly known as pigs) and completely blown out of proportion by American media causing mass panic amongst citizens lacking common sense.

An excuse like bad economy for people to lower their standards or blame a failing endeavor on.

James:"Want to freak people out?"
Carl:"Yeah bro, how so?"
James: "Lets wear sombreros and cough around people in public."
Carl:"Abusing the Swine flu epedemic!GENIOUS!"

Ryan:"Jesus we had a bad opening for the new movie 17 Again"
Amanda:"What do you expect? It's hard to do anything in the bad economy especially with the swine flu going around"
Ryan:"..."

by TypicalPosterLol May 2, 2009

The Sweeney Swing

When an average looking asshole gets all the ladies for no apparent reason. The swing attracts beautiful and intelligent ladies to men that are way below their usual standards. The carriers of the swing are generally poorly groomed, unkempt and possessing a slight body odor. They tend to be pompous arrogant pricks who, because of the swing, believe they are gods gift to women. Upon closer examination we find that they are in fact none of the above.

Mandi why do you like that asshole? He's not even cute.

I donno Kate, he must have the Sweeney Swing

by clubhousecunts February 17, 2008

The five star swing

an optical illusion-it makes your penis look an inch or so bigger.
cup your ball sack with 3 fingers (middle finger to pinky) and then wrap your index finger and your thumb around the penis, circulate thumb and finger and then your penis should start to swing around through 360 degrees. after a while of this procedure your penis appears to have grown a considerable amount without becoming erect
incredible!

"Hey lads, i did The five star swing again last night and my penis grew again; unbelivable"

by Cadgey101 May 1, 2008

Swindon

Origin of word is Old English - Swine-Don, or Pig-Hill,
which just about sums it up.

by Godless Heathen October 15, 2003

Swindel

To jack or to steal something from somewhere or somebody

I swindeled this ho.

by The C-Spot represent March 9, 2003