by Bacaron April 28, 2009
When a Example:Owine fucks a swine it means a kid named Example:Owine has anal sex with a pig after hypocritically accuses someone of masturbating a dog
Guy 1: Man Example: Owine fucks swines right?
Guy 2: what did Example: Owine do to you?
Guy 1: said I jerk off dogs the thick-head.
Guy 2: what did Example: Owine do to you?
Guy 1: said I jerk off dogs the thick-head.
by therandomguyontheinternet35463 December 05, 2019
The act of wiping the germs off of somebody after coughing/sneezing on them.
It is a rather pointless act, probably wiping even more germs on them, but it gets rid of some of the paranoia.
It is a rather pointless act, probably wiping even more germs on them, but it gets rid of some of the paranoia.
Person 1: AAAAA-CHHOOOOO!!!!! onto Person 2's arm.
Person 2: Bless you.
(Person 2 is really thinking about how he/she is going to sue Person 1 when they get the swine flu.)
Person 1 wipes the site that they sneezed on saying, "Here let me wipe off the swine flu."
Person 2: Bless you.
(Person 2 is really thinking about how he/she is going to sue Person 1 when they get the swine flu.)
Person 1 wipes the site that they sneezed on saying, "Here let me wipe off the swine flu."
by up@6aM May 06, 2009
A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.
This is a more severe form of man flu.
This is a more severe form of man flu.
Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"
Woman: "No you're not"
Man: "I think I've got flu!"
Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"
Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"
Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."
Woman: "No you're not"
Man: "I think I've got flu!"
Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"
Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"
Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."
by deejayone July 22, 2009
Friend 1: "Did you see Tom last night at the club?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."
Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."
by neo069 August 26, 2009
Someone who uses this word is a complete ass and dosent know how bad they are. They also may where way more I liner than they should and is offended when someone makes a suiside joke but when they make that joke there fine ok so the actual def is someone who ur jellos of
What an uncultured swine he is
by That gay fuck November 05, 2018
When your school lets you out for a 6-7 day break due to the school district issuing a quarantine. This term can be used to great your fellow peers while everyone "swines" about missing prom.
Jimmy: Happy Swine Break Boberto!
Boberto: Boohoo, No school activities.
Jimmy: Yup, prom and school is for saps!
Boberto: Boohoo, No school activities.
Jimmy: Yup, prom and school is for saps!
by maxhamer May 04, 2009