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Irish Jump Start

The Irish Jump Start is a sexual position where a man has doggy style sex with his women, right before climax the man attaches a defibrillator to each of the womans ass cheeks. When the voltage is switched on the sudden surge of electricity causes the womans vagina to tighten up.
I was banging this chick doggy style, and right before I busted a nut, I hooked up a defibrillator to her ass cheeks and hit the switch making her pussy get really tight. I gave her an Irish Jump Start.
by Fat Bastid November 28, 2006
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Starter

A Starter is a woman who is in a pimps stable of women, who is his first priority usually the breadwinner.
I take my starter shopping at Saks and my other girls to Wal Mart.
by Dwain Oneal July 11, 2006
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pull start

A beaded or knotted cord pulled from the anus during orgasm. The cord can be pulled slowly (one bead at a time) or quickly.
Liz is in need of a good pull start!
by Hugh G ass February 19, 2007
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Running Start

When one would like to involve themselves in sex acts with a very large woman it sometiems becomes neccesary to get a running start to drive the erect penis through the flab and hopefully into the vagina, asshole, and or belly button in some cases.
That bitch was so hefty I hadda take a running start
by DRDankfatty151 September 28, 2006
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kick start

andys dildo/vibrator that is used for his sexual pleasure it is started the same way as a motorcycle
by don April 25, 2005
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Cleveland Fire Starter

The act of dumping an insane ammount of lighter fluid into your girl's asshole, lighting it, then penatrating her flaming booty hole. Only for pros who have mastered all of the other 'Cleveland Sex Acts'.
Badass Guy: Aye man I gave my girl a Cleveland Fire Starter last night.

Lame Guy: WTF man?! That's horrible. You've been on Urban Dictionary too long. No one really does that shit.

Badass Guy: ... *give Lame Guy a Cleveland Fire Starter*
by TypicalRacistMoFo March 22, 2010
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startled earwigs

A term used to describe an Irish Gaelic football team after they have been heavily defeated by the opposition. Coined in 2009 by Dublin manager Pat Gilroy after his team were annihilated by resurgent underdogs Kerry.
Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".
by thekingdom August 4, 2009
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