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Smashing the bag

When a bag needs a new cunt.
Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!
by Phil McPhilson October 30, 2011
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name smushing

The practice of blending two names together to form a ship name.

Some name smushes are Bangel, Spuffy, LoVe, Clex, and Snarry. Harmony is a modified name smush.
Cutesy name smushing is annoying, but so are obscure pairing names like The Government Stole My Toad.
by zuffix January 1, 2009
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The Smashing Pumpkins

Shallow MTV plugged 'alternative' rock band, that were heavily indebted to The Cure, My Bloody Valentine and Judas Priest. As plastic as Britney Spears.
Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Hey, the Smashing Pumpkins were musical revolutionaries. Billy Corgan's a genius!

Bob: Y'mean revolutionary by the standards of Rod Stewart? Oh... um, you seem to have got overexcited, you might wanna change those trousers.

Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Wha..? And who's this My Bloody Valentine band? I've never heard them on MTV, therefore they probably don't exist.... oh, have you got a paper towel?
by honest bob March 15, 2005
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Smushing

The act of smiling and blushing at the same time. The blush does not take away from the smile but rather extends it as the reason for blushing comes from deeper within. Or a smile that changes into a blush while remaining a smile to the lesser observant.
When she mentioned how positively I had made her feel after our lengthy, early morning chat, I felt this surge of pride that had me smushing uncontrollably.
by davric November 22, 2009
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Squaring

Verb: meaning any activity using a personal screen display, for example, a PC, laptop, smart phone, tablet, or TV for watching TV gaming, internet surfing, checking emails, facebook etc.
What is Jon doing? He is busy squaring.
by CPMELBhehe September 3, 2012
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smashing blumpkin

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl
"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"
by goats February 23, 2005
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shushing

When receiving a blowjob, the guy waits until he is about to reach orgasm at which point he shoves his penis as far as possible down the girls throat and violently ejaculates, causing the girl to vomit uncontrollably.
i was shushing this girl really hard last night and i think i got some nacho pieces stuck inside my dick.
by waylon MF'n jennings February 2, 2010
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