scratchmonkey

Scratchmonkey: the act of rubbing the male or female anatomy on a fresh cut log.

Murrey seen Carmen acting like a scratchmonkey
Hey bro I seen carmen rocking on a log does she have the scratch monkey.

by Chreenewb December 12, 2021

neck scratcher

An cock, as used in oral seks.

20:27:58 klineh i have a scratchy throat
20:28:15 Fritz McKrieg you can use my neck scratcher

by Fritzkrieg November 19, 2007

Fot-squatch

noun.
a ball sack with feet

He looked like a Fot-squatch he was so fat.

by Melia B February 17, 2008

Dragon Scratch

Phrase going along the notion that Dragons are real yet rare magical creatures.

When one finds themself with an unexplained scratch it is safe to assume that a dragon scratched you during its stealth journy away from humans.

I woke up with a Dragon Scratch on my thigh this morning.

by Gillinghammer's Sidekick June 13, 2010

Roo Scratch

The three scratch marks left by a kangaroo paw resemble the naked female crutch \|/

my my, she has a lovely looking Roo Scratch

by DrChalky July 9, 2011

Seam-Scratch

When you are too lazy to pull up your jean or sweatpant leg, so you just use the stitching of the pant leg to scratch an itch.

Pat: No! These long-johns don't have any stitching! I'll never be able to Seam-Scratch again!

by Jimmer LEz February 14, 2012

fence scratching

when someone is trying to jump a fence and keeps kicking the fence to get over it

saul: look at that guy fence scratching

by gaul sollins January 12, 2012