SPHINCTACLE

To make an ass of one's self as in "made a spectacle" of himself by being an ass.

Trump's egregious social blunders show how easy it is to make a sphinctacle of himself.

by Genelady825 October 13, 2017

Sphincter poke

Another name for anal sex

Did he get sphincter poked last night?

by Wangwapper September 5, 2018

Sphinctest

When an anus is nearing a prolapsed state.

I reached my sphinctest yesterday before plopping the mightiest log in my life.

by Pit B. Stank, Esquire. April 20, 2019

sphinkterput

when you insert a large sword into the anal opening

holy shit she just got a fucking sphinkterput

by mynamebejeff December 17, 2019

Sphinctron

The mythical device that legitimizes numbers you pulled out of your ass

We had no actual data for this, so we had to extract a report from the Sphinctron before the meeting

by Austin_72 January 22, 2021

sphincter memory

Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.

Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.

by Torbert April 4, 2021

Sphinky Binky

An object made of various materials to be inserted into ones anus for sexual pleasure. Defining characteristics of the "Sphinky Binky" are in its ergonomic design that ensures hands-free-retention within the users anus or "sphincter". Commonly referred to as a "Butt Plug"

-out of sight , out of mind , in my ass.

"In retrospect; I definitely should have taken out my sphinky binky before running this marathon. Yowzers!"

by Jozeph the Genius July 9, 2021