the spanish inquisition

nobody expects it

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

by martcraft December 25, 2019

English Toy Spaniel

A small lap dog. That is better than any cavalier. They are very rare and expensive. Many executives buy these dogs as family pets. They are not widely known and are like a diamond dog. They love to be with their owners and tolerate children. Probably the best small dog you can get. There are only a handful in the U.S.A. They are well known in the UK as the "Queen's Loyal Companion". They are also known as a King Charles Spaniel. NOT A CAVALIER!

That white man in the Rolls-Royce had a English Toy Spaniel in his passenger seat.

by EnglishToySpaniel July 15, 2009

spanish omelette

typical spanish dish.

ingredients: potatoes, eggs, and a good olive oil.

process: At first you have to cut the potatoes in small slices and fry it patiently at the pan for 20-30 minutes. Then, mix in a bowl the beaten eggs with the fried potatoes. With high fire, put and extend the mix at the pan, just a minute moving it without touching it, and then turn the omelette to the other side at the pan waiting also another minute.

If you are not a disaster cooking you will have a cheap, easy, exquisite and nutritive dish. Select a good wine, a bit of iberian jamon, and the autentic spanish flavour will came to you.

(please, don't mistreat people the "spanish" word with your definitions)

we are going to cook a spanish omelette

by Pedroparri September 21, 2007

Harlem & Spanish Harlem

(1)Harlem:

A large town in Manhattan,New York City. It's considered by Harlem rappers(MA$E,Nigga Who ect.) it's the most ghetto-ish place on the East Coast,and mostly a Black community.

(2)Spanish Harlem AKA East Harlem:

The eastern part of Harlem,that consists of mostly Hispanics.

Harlem & Spanish Harlem is da most hoodest place to be noadays.

by GAME50 October 8, 2005

PR spaniel

A public relations or marketing person who gushes enthusiastically about a concept or story idea to a journalist, but understands very little about the actual subject matter - much like a spaniel can be *really* excited about fetching that stick, but doesn't know why.

Rebecca called me today and blabbed on about some garbage concept her client's firm is working on. She's such a spaniel.

by L.A.R.S.O. May 3, 2005

Sanity Fair

A term used to indicate that someone is unbalanced and/or needs to seek medical attention for a mental disorder.

This term is a play on 'Vanity Fair', which is a very popular American magazine of culture, fashion, and politics published by Condé Nast Publication - known for interesting/controversial pictorials and cover photos (hence the the way it's used - see example).

Dave: "Did you see John last night - acting all weird? The guy is losing it!"
Bob: "Yep, I don't think we'll be seeing him on the cover of 'Sanity Fair' anytime soon."

by Bucko_NZ April 21, 2008

spanish mouthwash

The act of inserting the penis into another person's anus and then removing the penis and inserting it to the same person's mouth.

Also known as ass to mouth or atm

Tom was pounding Heather's ass and then pulled it out and stuffed it in her mouth for a spanish mouthwash--she loved it.

by Freggers September 30, 2010