Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
On seeing his car fallen head-first in a ditch, Srihari exclaimed : "We find ourselves in a Samaltous situation".
"Oh man, having Nitin on that trip to Florida made it a Samaltous situation, through and through."
"Oh man, having Nitin on that trip to Florida made it a Samaltous situation, through and through."
by BulleKeBaal March 22, 2024
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When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.
Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.
Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
The target Situation:
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb
or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb
or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
by bobsterclause June 04, 2023
A problem in which the size can be described by words such as colossal or titanic. Usually these issues are stimulated by a friends act of stealing or adultery upon another.
by Cookiehound June 16, 2013
when you bet on somethings outcome after its already happened, particularly saying you bet $12 that the outcome is strange or chaotically neutral.
by lollygagger38 September 03, 2022
When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.
by eazyG June 01, 2011
Examples for when someone lalices a situation:
- to be personally offended when someone
points out a mistake that you made
- to annoy people with useless facts about your
car/ unfunny shows/...
- to blow your nose to the beginning of Jason
Derulos song 'In my Head'
- to whine about anything
- basically to destroy everyones will to live
- to be personally offended when someone
points out a mistake that you made
- to annoy people with useless facts about your
car/ unfunny shows/...
- to blow your nose to the beginning of Jason
Derulos song 'In my Head'
- to whine about anything
- basically to destroy everyones will to live
Definition: to Lalic a situation/lah_lich/ would mean a person killing a certain Vibe by just being present
Person1: " Hey did you see that tall annoying guy Peter that was talking to us?"
Person2: "Yeah, he really laliced the situation man"
Person1: " Hey did you see that tall annoying guy Peter that was talking to us?"
Person2: "Yeah, he really laliced the situation man"
by RareStonerPepe September 22, 2017