Simp

a fucking idiot who is going to be a full on sweat and use his MacDonalds Wifi to impress a bitch with his mad fortnite skills and compliments them and makes them think theyre good when really they dont deserve the Victory Royale

Kid: Wow Girl you for real good at this game i might have to wifey you for it
Person W Common Sense: Ayo stfu you simp you sound so dumb

by yourmomsbestfriend2,0 March 31, 2021

simp

a simp is somone that likes somebody and gets rejected but still likes them

Girl 1: hey look whos that girl Girl 2: o its a simp

by your_local_sixmp_ September 23, 2020

Simp

Term normally associated with boys but is commonly used for both genders.

A simp is a guy/girl who literally praise the opposite sex in hopes of getting the opposite sex to take interest in them. They will go as far to defend their crush in arguments and is kind and respectful to them.

Note; They normally get rejected

Guy 1: James is simping for her so bad rn

Guy 2: I am not!

Girl 1: Hi James :)

Guy 2: Omg, Megan you look great like always!

Guy 1: SIMP!

by Hoes.Before.The.Bros July 2, 2020

simp

NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.

me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp

by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022

Simp

A man that will do anything for a woman just to get a little action.

Ansen is a massive simp

by RandomInternetGuy4523 May 29, 2020

Simp

Someone who would rather hang out with a girl instead of the boys. Puts hoes before bros. Is a guy who is still softish.

Jacob is a simp for ditching the boys today.

by Badass bitchtard April 5, 2020

simp

Squirrels In My Pants.

episode of phineas and ferb where candice gets squirrels in her pants and a random rapper raps about it , that’s the real simp meaning

by jeremynotasimp October 24, 2020