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elvis sighting

To think you see somebody you know from afar.
"Maria! Maria" I called to the lady walking down the street. Ooop! My bad. Elvis sighting.
by yygsgsdrassill January 6, 2004
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sighlo

Check out Sighlo at Sighlo.com or Myspace.com/Sighlo
by Mallory K April 3, 2008
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[sigh]

So drunk, you die. The sixth and final stage of the "Drunk" scale. Pronounced "ahh...", almost inaudibly, as if sighed from the lips of a dying person.
Joe: sigh
Tim: What you'd say? Joe falls out of his chair unconscious Hey man, are you okay?
by Super Chicken 46 September 28, 2008
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sigh

to type out what you're doing in a chat room like anyone else gives a shit
*Sigh*
by Click me for free porn November 29, 2002
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Slight of Arse

Much the same as Crop Dusting and a similar action to slight of hand. The art of Slight of Arse is perfected once the person can deliver without being detected whilst in almost any situation, the idea being to leave a stench whilst using evasive, distracting or sound deadening techniques.
This guy is a master of slight of arse!
by DmgB September 14, 2007
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slightweight

root word: lightweight

derived from lightweight. an adjective used to describe someone or something minimally. when people got sick of saying lightweight, slightweight was born.
I'm gonna get slightweight faded tonight.
by The Great Whale November 3, 2006
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sightling

A somewhat derogatory name for someone who can see well, used by blind people. This term implies that the person so named takes his vision, and the activities that it enables him to do, for granted.

A sightling thinks nothing of hopping in his car on a Saturday morning and taking a quick trip to the grocery store to buy some milk. The same task, for a blind person, takes at least a day of advanced planning, and possibly involves a long bus ride, hours of waiting, or a large cab fair.

A sightling thinks nothing of jogging across the middle of a street during a lull in traffic to get to the Wallgreens on the other side. A blind person must wait at the intersection, listening for a favorable traffic flow pattern for him to cross. This waiting and listening may take as long as an hour at a single corner, and may involve several light cycles before paralell traffic is heavy enough to ensure the person safe passage.

A sightling can drive less than two minutes to a salon or barber shop for a haircut. A blind person, assuming they know the location of a salon or barber shop, must hike the three miles to get their.

A sightling can drive his car to pick up a bag of dog food for his lazy, overfed, understimulated dog. A blind person must walk a mile to the pet store, and pick up a 10 kg bag of dog food, and carry it back to his house for his hard working dog guide, which he couldn't take along to the pet store because he couldn't carry the food in one hand and handle the dog in the other.
The sightlings at Apple won't spend an hour programming a simple screen reader for the iPod.
by sambarnes April 12, 2008
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