Shopping bag bathroom break

When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.

Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together.

by Lead Party Cheif September 3, 2009

bathroom shopping

Visiting multiple bathrooms looking for the perfect one (empty or clean, depending on your needs) before committing to it. Derived from the term border shopping.

Man, this place has some active colons at five o'clock. I was holding my ass in but I went bathroom shopping on all 3 floors anyway... I need my privacy!

by shy bowels December 21, 2006

shooping

a verb used when one has no time to use the bathroom while shopping so they end up using the bathroom on themselves

The line was too long so I ended up shooping my pants

by Marviesauce April 4, 2011

showing signs of wear

- A term used to describe the condition of an object, where the condition is beyond the observer’s ability to accurately assess what is wrong or how to fix it.
- A vague statement used to try and trick others into thinking that something is not as bad as it really is.
- A phrase used by technically challenged, and/or by motivationally challenged persons to describe the condition of an object.
- Using the statement "showing signs of wear" is in fact showing signs of wear.

- a light not working, being described as "showing signs of wear"

by 0247 September 7, 2011

shopping diet

A self-imposed exercise in frugality, that consist in restricting yourself to buying only the bare essential during a certain period of time, as a way to trim back on spending.

“I am sick and tired of consumerism so, I will go on a shopping diet for the rest of 2010.”

by rperazag July 22, 2010

window shopping

when you look through your friend's "friend list" on Facebook or a similar site to find attractive people that you can get your friend to introduce you to.

Hey Henry, i was window shopping your facebook friends list and i was wondering if you could introduce me to Shirley?

by pb phoot September 13, 2009

shopping face

The out-of-the-ordinary, focused face one (usually an elderly person) makes while shopping or specifically making sure something is a good deal. Sometimes includes angry eyebrows, pursed lips, and squinty eyes. Can also resemble a thinking face.

"Haha. Look at the grandpas shopping face. He looks like a tard. "
"Your mom has a shopping face."

by Laminailem January 26, 2011