Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.
"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.
Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.
Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."
Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013
Get the shit, shave, shower and shine mug.When you spray yourself all over with spray-on deodorant as a substitute for having a shower. The maoriness of the maori shower will double if you do it in the supermarket using one of the cans on the shelves and then put it back without paying for it once you're done.
Person 1: "Ohhhhhhh g the water got turned off but all good I'll just crank out a maori shower"
Person 2: "You disgust me"
Person 2: "You disgust me"
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The most delightful beer in the world. Can be anything from Pabst to Guiness, but must be consumed within the shower and while the shower is on.
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this phrase caused Niall to apologize (via Twitter) even though Gods do not have to apologize for anything.
this phrase caused Niall to apologize (via Twitter) even though Gods do not have to apologize for anything.
annoying fans: omg Niall omg I love you omg bro tanks omg lucky charms omg Ireland omg crocs
Niall 'the boss' Horan: get away from me, ya shower of cunts I don't need this I'm fabulous.
Niall 'the boss' Horan: get away from me, ya shower of cunts I don't need this I'm fabulous.
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Get the shovel butt mug.A strange incident on March 3rd 1876 in Kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. Some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.
by Dr.Blitz November 16, 2013
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They say the German Shoelaces will grow hair on your chest -- if it doesn't burn the hair out of your nose, first. Hope you don't get a turd to the eyeball, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!
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