Shocked-it

Someone who makes an error in judgement.

Jeff leaves work early.
Paul shouts out just as Jeff leaves the building.
"Jeff you Shocked-it !"

by Jedd Smythe March 4, 2009

Shocker Muppet

individual who meets the definition of Muppet, but needs the extra stimulation of the shocker to wake the the fuck up.

"Tammy is such a dumb cunt"

"yep, she's a shocker muppet for sure"

by n0tU July 24, 2010

shock bag

A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

by danns April 14, 2015

Shocker knocker

Also known as the “Socker” or “Two in the pink, five in the think”, the shocker knocker is a donkey punch delivered during fingering.

Domestic abuse? Hell no, Mr Your Honor, I was just giving her the shocker knocker!

by Karma Sutra June 22, 2018

shickamadee

The badass recruiter in me honors the badass recruiter in you!

Great work today team, shickamadee!

by Keep Staffing Weird October 18, 2018

Shock of life

When your eating a girl from behind and you slide your tongue through her taint are and around her butthole giving her a surprise otherwise known as the shock of life

Tyler was eating out Sara and decided to give her the shock of life

by Moose51 July 7, 2021

Shocked

1)Great but in like a natural electric way
2)High without drugs

She gets me shocked

by ben_shaps_whyalwaysdry3 March 18, 2022