Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.
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Someone who changes their personality based on who they’re with. They usually have lower self-esteem than most people, so their personality varies to seem likeable by many types of people. Everyone does this to an extent, but shape-shifters become completely different people when they change their personality.
Ex: Jeremy is respectful around his family, wild around his close friends, caring and sweet around his crush, and quiet and reserved around people he doesn’t know as well/strangers.
Ex: Jeremy is respectful around his family, wild around his close friends, caring and sweet around his crush, and quiet and reserved around people he doesn’t know as well/strangers.
Person 1: You should have seen my friend Robert at my party yesterday. He took 5 shots and was the center of attention all night,
Person 2: Really? I had to work with him on a project and he was as silent as a mouse. He only talked when he absolutely had to.
Person 1: Robert must be a shape-shifter then. Poor guy.
Person 2: Really? I had to work with him on a project and he was as silent as a mouse. He only talked when he absolutely had to.
Person 1: Robert must be a shape-shifter then. Poor guy.
by FrootyTootyBootyHole December 27, 2019
The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025
Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’
This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022