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self-pleasurvation

the basic human instinct to preserve and insure, at any cost, the ability to administer pleasure to oneself
Even though both of his hands were gangrenous, Ralph refused to let doctors amputate them in an act of defiant self-pleasurvation
by HypaereonFlux August 7, 2009
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Self Handjob

Carmen inquired if Justin got a SHJ (self handjob) last night.
by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013
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self-degradation

Where you basically hate yourself and constantly undermine yourself. People who are self-degratory to get attention are despised.
"She says shes stupid even though she's not"
"Its just self-degradation"
by Just_like_yeahhh May 9, 2016
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self-control

guy: "hey you want this totally not drugged drink?"

me who doesn't have any self-control: "yeah why not."
by "totally-real-person" October 24, 2018
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Self Vandalism

Drawing, writing or doodling on yourself. (hands, arms, legs)
Drawing aimlessly on yourself.
Drawing, writing or doodling on yourself is called self Vandalism
by LittleBitsOfAwe July 26, 2011
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Self-broware

An adjective used to describe a bro who has become aware of the fact that he is a bro. An amalgamation of "self-aware" and "bro."

This state of mind regularly coincides with the bro realizing that certain aspects of bro-culture are somewhat undesirable or offensive to most of the general populous. As such, many of those aspects, such extreme-aggressiveness, a super-inflated ego, throwing greek shit in everyone's face, and general douchiness are typically lessened or even absent when "self-browareness" is achieved.

While these negative traits are often lessened, most of the bro-qualities that do not directly impact other people remain. Partying, substance-use, excessive pink-polos, anything rugby or lacrosse, and a female-level of attention to one's own appearance are all bro-characteristics that remain largely unchanged when becoming "self-broware."
"So the the other night, I was drunk as fuck and hyped up on like 5 Xanax and I punched some tri-delt bitch in the face for sayin avicii's better than mah main bro skrillex. Bitch had it comin but then I spent the night in jail. I realized it was time for a change and I achieved self-browareness."
by Don Miguel The Best April 8, 2013
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Self-actualization

In layman's terms, self-actualization is when you have reaped the maximum potential out of your personal talents, abilities, creativities and ambitions. Self-actualization only happens when all your lower primal needs have been met (e.g. physiological needs, emotional needs).

While self-actualization initially paints a pretty picture inside your head, do not be fooled as the journey is actually quite excruciating. In order to become fully self-actualized you'd have to push yourself to the limits. You'd have to devote yourself solely towards your ambitions and talents, no slacking or fun and games. The world's biggest entrepreneurs such as Steve Jobs were 100% self-actualized, but boy they were under a lot of stress and often overworked to the core.

In summary, self-actualization is a very good thing, but it's not for the weak-minded.
Me in first year psych: *after learning about the concept* Wow I want to achieve self-actualization!!!

Me in my fourth year: *suddenly realizes that self-actualization takes hard work and pure dedication* Ehh I think I'll just live a chill life
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 2, 2021
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