Self Handjob

A form of masturbation. Also known as a SHJ.

Carmen inquired if Justin got a SHJ (self handjob) last night.

by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013

Self-Love

When you realize that you are worthy of love and respect, despite not being perfect. It’s ok to make mistakes. Making mistakes does not make you a lost cause. You are truly beautiful as you are here and now. 💖

Sometimes it is hard to feel Self-love. It takes practice sometimes.💝

by Deck the Halls,Falalalalalala January 27, 2022

self-degradation

Where you basically hate yourself and constantly undermine yourself. People who are self-degratory to get attention are despised.

"She says shes stupid even though she's not"
"Its just self-degradation"

by Just_like_yeahhh May 9, 2016

Self greened

When a Mario Kart 64 character is hit by one of their own green turtle shells. It usually happens by accident, and can sometimes change the outcome of a race or battle.

Player 1: How did I pass you?
Player 2: I self greened on the last lap.

by mip042 March 22, 2010

Self-Wheeling

A girl who is so ridiculously easy to pick-up, it's like thy wheel themselves.

Guy1: I want to talk that girl over but I don't know what to say.
Guy2: Who? Natalie? Don't worry man, she's self-wheeling!

by pudoooser November 30, 2009

self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.

Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.

by penthausssss May 17, 2011

Self-broware

An adjective used to describe a bro who has become aware of the fact that he is a bro. An amalgamation of "self-aware" and "bro."

This state of mind regularly coincides with the bro realizing that certain aspects of bro-culture are somewhat undesirable or offensive to most of the general populous. As such, many of those aspects, such extreme-aggressiveness, a super-inflated ego, throwing greek shit in everyone's face, and general douchiness are typically lessened or even absent when "self-browareness" is achieved.

While these negative traits are often lessened, most of the bro-qualities that do not directly impact other people remain. Partying, substance-use, excessive pink-polos, anything rugby or lacrosse, and a female-level of attention to one's own appearance are all bro-characteristics that remain largely unchanged when becoming "self-broware."

"So the the other night, I was drunk as fuck and hyped up on like 5 Xanax and I punched some tri-delt bitch in the face for sayin avicii's better than mah main bro skrillex. Bitch had it comin but then I spent the night in jail. I realized it was time for a change and I achieved self-browareness."

by Don Miguel The Best April 8, 2013