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Seeing iPhone

Similar to the well known 'seeing-eye dog' a seeing iPhone is a friend, associate, lover, etc who you grab onto for guidance through the perils of the city while your attention is focused on your iPhone or other mobile device. They will kindly shepherd you around obstacles, other pedestrians and cars while insuring you don't wander into an intersection.
"Hey honey, be my seeing iPhone while I look up directions to the theatre. I don't want to walk into a sign."
by mattlesnake March 18, 2013
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Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.
1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"
by Jmonger223 June 21, 2012
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Seeing eye bro

When two bros come across a very attractive female and one has to hold the other bro so that he can then keep admiring the female without running into obsticles.
This babe is a dime! Be my Seeing eye bro so I can examine that back half, bro!
by Lackdaddy January 31, 2016
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seeing purple

Committing a crime with an accessory or two, murder, vandalism, or whatever it may be, and afterwards sleeping like a baby, feeling no regrets and accepting your fate if you get caught
And I bet you never knew, that I could have regrets for all the things that make you see red but no. All I see is purple instead, like I'm seeing purple man!
by Clili August 28, 2016
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seeking sugar daddy

There are many people who dream of being able to date and even marry someone who is rich, successful and can provide them with an enriched and secure life. However, dating a millionaire isn’t always easy...
www.womenseekingsugardaddy.com is a focused rich men dating site where you can hook up rich men
Seeking Sugar Daddy, is a Sugar Daddy personals and Sugar Baby Female dating service
by eva1 August 16, 2016
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speeding

When you go over the speed limit, and then a police officer will give you a ticket depending on how much damage you did.
Cop: Do you know how fast you were driving?
Guy in a car: No, sir.
Cop: You were speeding. Here is a fine of 200$
Guy in a car: Ouch.
by Thaun February 7, 2017
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sending html to discord

Sending HTML to Discord is a meme which was created in the Discord.JS Discord server. It happened when someone said that it was possible to send HTML to Discord if you'd turn your HTML source into a PNG buffer.
"How do I send HTML to Discord?"
"Oh my god I think I finally sent HTML to Discord!!!!!"
"HE'S SENDING HTML TO DISCORD OMG"
by vectrixed April 24, 2017
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