Secret

Something you tell everybody to tell nobody

" It's a secret..." " Tell me!" " Okay, but don't tell anybody." ( Tee Hee )

by LovethisAJ February 10, 2015

Company Secretary

A Company Secretary is a senior position in a private sector company or public sector organisation, Also known as Compliance Officers, it is one of the positions that is a part of the key managerial personnel of any Company. Instagram @mission.cs

Company Secretary- one of the key managerial person in a company

by Mission CS November 27, 2021

The Chamber of Secrets

A female restroom.

Bill, Jim, Tod, and Alyx waited, hiding behind a corner as brave Chad stealthily made in his way into the Chamber of Secrets to see what exactly made it such a welcoming place to share gossip, stories, rumors, and the like between the female species. When he got in there all he found was 4 stalls, 2 mirrors, 2 sinks, and a garbage can and was greatly flabbergasted as to how this place could be like an overcrowded grocery store given the right moment of time during the day.

by Knowledge Pool April 22, 2013

Secret love child

Shoto: are you all Mights secret love child

Deku: whaaaaa-

He is all mighty secret love child

by Hoe for sero January 3, 2021

Victorias Secret

Actually spelt Victoria's Secret and it is a brand of women's underwear/lingerie, sleep wear, and actually even makes regular clothing. But best known for their lingerie, which is kick-ass. Visit their site, its the best non-pornographic porn out there (It's free!).

Dude! That thong she was wearing was so from Victoria's Secret

by Dutch Caribbean Roy July 30, 2004

Secret Muslim

The new name for the band previously known as "The Presidents of the United States of America" - who's jihad on the corrupt secular charts include hits such as "Lump", "Mach 5 (kamikaze airplane)", and "Video Killed the Ramadan Star".

(Proposed but discarded alternative band name "Manchurian Candidates" seen as potentially disastrous for sales in China)

Did you hear that The Presidents of the United States of America are now Secret Muslims - I'm going to barack for them now!

by Grae June 11, 2008

Secret Skidmark

A trail of smeared shit extending from the anus to the base of one's vagina and or penis. Usually left by a shamefull act know as the wipe forward.

Dude i was at the Team Hancock party and i found another fat bitch. I bent her over Cole's bed and got ready to throw her the spear but, when i leaned in to do her in the brown eye.........my cock was cuaght on a fresh secret skidmark and suddennly i was caught in her nasty fat cunt. I had no hat so i tried to pull out but got cuaght...now a year later she shows up with a little bastard and says its mine! I told her to fuck off and eat the kid.

by Team Hancock December 26, 2005