1) Schrödinger's chat is: When someone states a position and decides whether they actually believe it or not AFTER observing how others respond to it
Or
2) When someone deliberately both simultaneously means (as if being genuine) and doesn’t mean (as if being sarcastic) something they say, so as to signal different interpretations to different audiences at the same time. This winning the game of being the coolest in the room!
Or
2) When someone deliberately both simultaneously means (as if being genuine) and doesn’t mean (as if being sarcastic) something they say, so as to signal different interpretations to different audiences at the same time. This winning the game of being the coolest in the room!
by Reudini April 20, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's chat mug.When a person says stupid shit and then proceeds to make up a bunch of stupid shit to defend themselves after they're called out on it and/or says it was a joke. They're basically a Schrodinger's idiot but even worse.
This guy said that 1 shower every 2 weeks is acceptable, then kept going on about how he uses deodorant a lot so it's ok. After that, he said he actually showered normally. What a Schrodinger's insufferable bastard.
by 0nomatopoeia April 23, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's insufferable bastard mug.The nude pictures saved on your phone that you don’t remember if you deleted or not when you lend your phone to someone else.
P1: “Hey, can I borrow your phone?”
P2: “Yeah, here.”
P2: “WAIT!” *takes phone back*
P1: “Dude, wtf?”
P2: “ Schrodinger’s nudes. Sorry.”
P2: “Yeah, here.”
P2: “WAIT!” *takes phone back*
P1: “Dude, wtf?”
P2: “ Schrodinger’s nudes. Sorry.”
by TheFancySquid May 3, 2021
Get the Schrodinger’s Nudes mug.News: "2 asians were attacked by a white nationalist earlier today, coming only a week after last weeks incident when a stranger attacked an asian woman on the streets."
Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"
Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."
Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"
Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."
by GenderDysphoriaIsAnIllness May 4, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's Honkey mug.A project plan which is loose and high level with no constraints on the client while simultaneously highly detailed and precise.
“Claire, you can’t be prescriptive with the timeframes for the client but you need a precise plan including every task with defined resources and dates”
"You mean you want Schrödinger's Gantt?"
"You mean you want Schrödinger's Gantt?"
by Talgarthe May 7, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Gantt mug.Schrödinger's Thot is a female internet celebrity that's only famous because of her looks, but also really ugly and you're totally not attracted to her. They're in a quantum superposition between hot and not.
Chatter: "xddd you think people relly care about ur opinions??? men are only here bcuz they want to f*** u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "That's nice. So you think I'm attractive?"
Chatter: "wtff no ....ur ugly as fuck no one wants u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "So people *are* here to hear my opinions..."
Chatter: "no they jus want to f*** u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "That's nice. So you think I'm attractive?"
Chatter: "wtff no ....ur ugly as fuck no one wants u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "So people *are* here to hear my opinions..."
Chatter: "no they jus want to f*** u"
by farco_ June 3, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Thot mug.Even though there are only 2 sides to a charger he had to flip over the charger 5 times before it fit because of the Schrodinger's cable theorem.
by Xeto November 9, 2021
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