Smack Schlong Saturday

In Smack Schlong Saturday, you must nut as many times as you can. On the first hour, you must nut once, on the second, you must nut twice, and so on until you nut 24 times in the last hour of Saturday.

Smack Schlong Saturday is too hard, i mustn't sleep for the entire day!

by kastie1288thepro December 5, 2020

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Blorgus Schlongus

A person of english/scottish descent with an impeccably large penis

"Hey isn't Gerard Butler a Blorgus Schlongus."

by blorgusschlongus January 2, 2021

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Related Words

schmong • Schmongdingle • Schmongle Glob • Schmongler • Schlong • schlonged • schlonger • Schlonging • schmang • Schmingit

manga_schmanga

Better than all the Lana stans and draws better than my mom can cook cornbread and has good content on TikTok

Nez: I love manga_schmanga
Random: Eh I like Charlie

Nez: What nigga?

by Seffau February 21, 2021

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Ripping Schlong

The act of slamming massive amounts of puss at a rate higher than everyone else. When someone is Ripping Schlong, they are respected by everyone. Hard to do for long amounts of time, best done in short phases. Warning: Ripping Schlong is not for everyone.

Similar phrases:
Slinging dong

Salami slaying’
Crushing puss

Can be shortened to rippin’ it.

Oh boy, Bartholomew is ripping schlong! He’s about made his way through the entire sorority.

by The Rip-Stick April 15, 2021

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Banana Schlong

A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.

Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*

by xWhatDa April 27, 2023

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