The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."
According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
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Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.
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Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.
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Get the schlinked mug.(verb) to schilg: to fuck, suck, eat, do, complete
(noun): an object, place or thing (similar to jawn)
(adjective) schligged: drunk, high, tired
(noun): an object, place or thing (similar to jawn)
(adjective) schligged: drunk, high, tired
I schligged an entire extra large pepperoni pizza to myself
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I just drank 10 twisted teas, now I’m schligged and about to schlig in the schlig
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I just drank 10 twisted teas, now I’m schligged and about to schlig in the schlig
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