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Saturday 13th April 2019

On this day every Male must kiss at least one non related female and every female must kiss at least one non related Male and then grab their ass as this day is Britain’s ass grab day .
Today is Saturday 13th April 2019.
by Definition god 788 April 13, 2019
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Saturday and Sunday

A: Hy biatch did you hear the new track of Saturday and Sunday?
B: Euhmmm... do you mean The Weeknd?
by XXXGlobglobgagalabtion May 25, 2019
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Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019
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saturday night fish fry

A large party in New Orleans where they fry fish on a saturday night as the name suggests
If you are a cook or a good musician, you can get into a saturday night fish fry for free.
by thy holy bruh man September 19, 2019
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Saturday

Saturday is for the boys
Girlfriend “want to go out babe this Saturday?” Boyfriend “NO! Saturday is for the boys
by Nick_gur October 13, 2019
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Fuck-You Saturday

A Saturday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.
You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Saturday.

Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?

You: Not today pal. Fuck you.
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 17, 2019
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When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019
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