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happy stagger

Noun: A phrase used to refer to the merry intoxicated walk one does on their best drinking night. This is the walk that normally makes friends and starts conversations with strangers.

Verb: to walk intoxicatedly with a smile on one's face.
Example 1: The other night I had so much fun! My happy stagger was all over the place!

Example 2: Man, John is having a great night but it's probably time to have him happy stagger home.
by kflare3 January 10, 2013
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blagger shagger

When a man promises a lady a lifetime of love, happiness and children just to get into her knickers.
man - you are lovely, I see a future with you, even marriage you are beautiful.

Lady - I just looked in the mirror and I'm a moose.....a rotten one too. That man must be a blagger shagger.
by bentleybird July 18, 2014
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Sphere Shagger

Someone who bangs on about how the earth is round and not flat, normally employed by NASA to try hide the truth
NASA-“The earth is clearly round haven’t you seen the pictures
Flat Earther-“Shut the fuck up you SPHERE SHAGGER!”
by FlatEarther1994 May 27, 2018
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sheep shagger

a new zelander who fucks sheep
Kevin bro, you a focken sheep shagger ei
by the sheep shagger March 14, 2018
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Griffono Saggaroli

An overweight italian man that owns the successful restaurant "Saggaroli's Italian Cooking". He is famous for his homemade Italian cooking that is totally not laced with rat poison.
"Bro have you seen Griffono Saggaroli anywhere?"

"He's been in his office all day, and I can hear strange sounds behind his door..."

"it sounds like...screaming tomatoes?"
by Stinkiest Birb March 8, 2019
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Vaccine Swagger

A mood or feeling of confidence and vigor after being vaccinated against COVID-19. Walk or behave in a very confident and arrogant or self-important way because you feel empowered to join the world again.
Eric must have gotten his vaccination, he is walking like John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever around campus today. He definitely has that vaccine swagger in his step.
by Eric Hawkinson June 17, 2021
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McDonald's stagger

When you're so drunk you can't drive, so you stagger through the McDonald's drive-thru on foot
Damn look at this asshole, stumbling through that drive-thru... he got dat McDonald's stagger.
by dan! January 6, 2013
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