cookie rubbing

It's when two men, typically Rico and Fang, coordinate a time and place to rub their butt cheeks together and say "COOKIES!"

Did you say you were going to go cookie rubbing with Joey tomorrow night? Sign me up!

by jssynth July 10, 2020

rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

Funyun Rub

The act of placing as many funyuns possible on your member and proceed to recieve a handjob from your partner

"Billy asked me for a funyun rub last night, I didn't complain."

by RJ Dicktiddles February 16, 2017

Celtic Rub

This is the female version of the "happy ending" or "quick release" massage. Most masseurs are not willing to risk their jobs by giving female clients orgasms, but the ones that are, call it a "celtic rub."

Excuse me, do you give celtic rubs?

by Skippy Weymouth March 12, 2017

air rub

a gesture that resembles masturbation of male genitailia. usually performed by someone who is bored or disgusted.

I was so bored with what the instructor was saying, I did an air rub to my friend, Bruce, who was there, too.

by jimbanner June 20, 2016

Rub the tusk

Providing compliments to another with the purpose of flattery.

Sam made sure to rub the tusk when he told Alex how great of a guitar player he was.

by The tusk rubber October 14, 2018

Rub Tub

The female version of a male's "Spank Bank".

My friend said she is putting her boyfriend's picture in her Rub Tub for later use.

by MedicChris80 October 7, 2018