retard teammates

Apes that can't do anything

Guy 1: Omg, i 'm hardstuck bronze yasuo main and i can't get out of it because i have retard teammates

by ilikedik123 December 17, 2017

Science retard

A scientifically illiterate person. One who doesn't have basic understanding of, or denies, scientific facts.

A creationist, flat-Earther, or geocentrist.

That science retard doesn't seem to know the most basic scientific concepts.

The science retards claimed the Earth was only 6,000 years old!

Alexander said the Sun goes around the Earth. What a science retard!

Those science retards are discussing how man and dinosaur lived together. Idiots!

by Science lover:) August 21, 2012

retardedly

The act of performing something in a retarded or idiot like way.

Did you see john? He was dancing retardedly.

by Robert CN November 21, 2006

Retard handler

Individual tasked with maintaining control of a single tard while outside the confines of the retard school. Their duties mostly revolve around keeping the tard from going full retard and unleashing their retard strength on the public. Usually the number of handlers to the tard is an excellent indicator of a retard's strength. A one to one ratio would indicate a low strength retard whereas two handlers to one tard indicates a super strength retard.

The Secret Service is made up of the nation's most elite and well trained retard handlers.

by Carlos SpicyWeiner September 9, 2013

ok buddy retard

a phrase commonly said on roblox when someone trys to say drumpf is a good president. My brother drank the juice mom uses to clesn the toilet and now hes laying down and wont wake up what do i do before mom gets home

lighting mcqueen: I'm going to rape donald trump

obama: Ok buddy retard

by break da law November 8, 2018

Socially Retarded

This is when someone lacks the social skills that normal people developed in high school. They missed out on normal socialization because they were outcasts, more than likely because they were physically unattractive, but that is not always the case. Attractive people can be affected by this when they are only liked BECAUSE of their looks and nothing else. Usually occurs in males. Excessive internet use is also a dominant cause.

So I met a boy and I was trying to hang out with him:

me: Hey, since we only hang out at bars, how 'bout you go to this thing with me?

him: I'm going to that with my friends April 7th!

. . . . .
(Silence)

me: Okay, well I hope you guys have fun.

If he wasn't into me, this would have just been an asshole move, but apparently he WAS into me and just a fucking idiot because now he's my boyfriend.

P.S. Even when I brought up how socially retarded that was he still did not invite me.

by Kwiatkowski May 22, 2006

Retarded Cousin

A Retarded Cousin is that one slice of pizza that is cut smaller than the rest, and is usually left-over, until drastic measures are used.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.

Host: There's still a piece of pizza left if anyone wants it.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?

John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.

by MmCcPp June 18, 2011