reesing

Reesing: Verb. The act of manipulating an ex-significant other to support one's drug habit by parasitically re-inhabiting the space of a sig-o without any care or consideration to reciprocate in kind (Sexually or otherwise).

Noun. A careless and manipulative act which deceives an ex into falling back into the role of provider in order to selfishly exploit them as a source of illicit drugs.

Comes from the root "Theresa," in that this act is the opposite of the selfless altruism exhibited by Mother Theresa.

Man 1: so me and my um, girl, hung out this weekend at the casinos again. We partied big the whole time!
Man 2: Aw yeah, you hittin that again? Good for you, she's hot as F!
Man 1: uh, well naw we partied too hard and passed out most nights. We just spent time reconnecting, you know?
Man 2:. Wut!? Man, that girl is reesing you for sure. She just wants you to pay for everything because she can't.

by FredZep November 22, 2022

Reading between the lines

When you’re alternative between reading a book and doing lines of cocaine.

Guy 1: “I was reading between the lines yesterday. Nothing goes better than a good book and some top quality cocaine.”
Guy 2: “Heck yeah dude. What were you reading?”
Guy 1:

by FukuyamaRespecter September 4, 2023

Reading a Book

The blissful enjoyment of heading south on your partner.

Broo, last night I went out to Dubs and met the coolest girl. Hours later, we went back to her cozy apartment and I found myself Reading a Book.

by FeldyG123 October 5, 2023

Realing

When the leaves change from green to red, orange, or yellow every fall in real time.

The leaves are realing this week.

by Anthgreen October 19, 2023

reading school

a school in reading that looks like a castle with a bunch of asian kids in it

I attend reading school

by iHateFurry October 22, 2023

reading comprehension devil

a saying that is used when someone doesn't understand a piece of media/literature. refers to the show/manga "chainsaw man."

Person 1: "The man who was murdered in the story the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe was actually alive the whole time and it was his heart was beating in the floorboards!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"

by bookuser11 December 19, 2023

reading assignment

Something that teachers assign nearly every night. Students don't usually give a crap and read the assigned material, only to be in shock when there's a quiz on it the next day. On Rate My Professors, they can easily be denoted if they have the Get Ready to Read tag.

I heard our new teacher's a really tough grader. He puts out reading assignments every class and ends up quizzing you on it the next day.

by The Real Driller November 19, 2023