Qwerty

An awkward question posed at an unexpected time, in a completely conversational tone.

when sally asked her mother whether or not she was planning to continue stealing her favorite cherry flavored lube at thanksgiving dinner, the qwerty caused her flabbergasted aunt gertrude to have a heart attack.

by Ceilidh Malone November 1, 2009

qwerty

1. the most common username on most websites

Sorry, but the username "Qwerty" is already taken.

by WorstCaseSenario April 17, 2010

QWERTY

A form of writer's block where the writer can't think of anything to say and just types letters from the top line of the keyboard in an attempt to spark creativity.

Lam stared at the monitor, fingers poised above the keyboard. Nanowrimo (National Novel Writing Month) had begun, but the muse was a fickle beast, today serving a constipated narrative flow. Not a single word came to mind. QWERTY, Lam wrote. QWERTY. QWERTY, QWERTY until the timer dinged, signaling a half-hour had passed, and Les shut down the computer and left the house to go to work.

by Actsolotl May 20, 2010

qwerty

an adjective used to describe a fuckin mark.

definition for marks: derogatory term used to explain a sub par item/s on a person/persons.

"yo would you hit?"
"nah man, her ass mad qwerty about it. fuckin trick. YERP! fuck you then".

by omar tucker December 3, 2006

qwerty

(adjective) pronounced kwer-tee; the feeling of awkwardness (invented November 2007 by Katie Michelle Young); otherwise referred to as the arrangement of keys on a keyboard or typewriter first designed in 1868 by Christopher Sholes

When you are talking to someone and suddenly no one says anything, this feeling of awkwardness is referred to as qwerty. This situation is qwerty.

by Katie Michelle Young December 15, 2007

Qwerty

To feel torn between being a baller/hanging out with friends and sleeping/being lazy.

(originates from the top row of the standard American keyboard.)

Christie, I feel qwerty. Grant really wants to get drunk and go hot tubbing yet, i kind of feel like staying home.

by Kaelen December 28, 2005

Qweermosexualistical

A super homosexual girl who is not really gay, however she will not date you. She claims you and her are "just friends" and she does not want anything more than that with you.

Synonym: "Gay bitch whore"

Isaac: "You should date her, man."
Tanner: "No, she is a qweermosexualistical type of girl."

by TANNER than YOU, MANS August 4, 2010