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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
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Prostitute rules

"Hey Tarquin, can I borrow you wetsuit", "of course Kevin, prostitute rules though" kevin later returned the wetsuit with a leg missing after a shark attack however, prostitute rules were agreed upon and he had to pay Tarquin for a new wetsuit and was evicted shortly after due to lack of funds to pay rent.
by Robadong October 19, 2017
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prostitute paradox

when a man claims he is against paying a prostitute for sex, yet gets angry when the woman he is on a date with does not have sex with him when he had paid for said date
guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after

guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear

guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man
by FlameWeaver March 25, 2022
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prostitute bat

A prostitute bat is a big sildo for prostitutes
That prostitute bat was so big, I loved shoving it up your smelly pussy.
by AKSK1LZZ May 19, 2018
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Prostitutionalize

The institutionalization of prostitution. Making the act of selling sex a norm and common place.
Ex. The government attempted to pass a law against Prostitutionalization
Everything seems to be Prostitutionalize these days”
“They out here prostitutionalizing everything
“Prostitutionalization on Social media is at an all time high.”
by Illima December 24, 2021
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Burger Prostitute

When you pay a prostitute with food instead of cash. Specifically a cheap hamburger or cheeseburger.
I paid for my prostitute last night with a happy meal instead of cash. Thats because she is a burger prostitute.
by DJRBW August 5, 2020
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Engaging in prostitution

I didn't engage in any prostitution that I'm aware of. Unless I've been set up. Which I will just appeal because I wouldn't pay a single cent for the last sex I've had and if someone else did then they wasted their money.
Hym "Engaging in prostitution? You are trying to make me guilty of everything of everything I said you are doing and everything I said I would do. And that's the difference. I'm both biased and objectively correct and you're just biased. It's just more biased pearl clutching. Oh no muh kids parish the thought and then you pretend to faint because you're a fucking actress. You're ridiculous. Isn't a good thing you're always wearing make up. That probably makes it super easy for you to throw on your red wig and hop in your for your side gig. Jesus! Seriously. We wouldn't even need politics if you idiots could step outside of yourselves for even a single second. A bunch of partisan hacks! All of ya!"
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
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