high-quality problem 

high-quality problem--a situation where a problem is presented which is of little consequence to the parties involved, but none-the-less one which could potentially yield favorable results.

One Fraternity brother to another:
"Man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega's, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem."

high-quality problem by frattastic friday November 10, 2009

The real problem with America

It's the people.

Banning guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Giving all citizens guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Putting armed guards in schools, arming teachers, gun restrictions or prohibitions, school lock-downs, won't solve this.

These all are reactions to the problem, they do not solve the core problem.

The problem is the American people. Everyone is so concerned with what we can do after the fact, that no one cares to look in to why we have a relatively large population that wants to go in to schools and shoot them up.

Another school shooting, more politicians screaming about more guns, less guns, gun restrictions on psychopaths... The real problem with America is the people.

The real problem with America by Nutzen YerMouf May 6, 2018

problem

a very attractive female or person

damm shorty a fuckin problem

problem by j-mellz April 22, 2009

No problem lieutenant sarcasm 

the response to the phrase thank you captain obvious which is made when something stupid and obvious has bees said.

The sky is blue!
Thank you captain obvious
No problem lieutenant sarcasm

No problem lieutenant sarcasm by thegirlthatkrumps November 28, 2010

Nazi Bar Problem 

The problem when you own a space that if you let certain groups of people in, such as, in this example, Nazis, you'll literally drive everyone else away from your space, so that what started off as a normal, ordinary space will become, essentially, a Nazi bar.

It's not only Nazis — it can be fascists, white supremacists, meth-heads, PUAs, cryptocurrency fanboys — some groups will be so odious to others that they will drive everyone else from your space, so the only solution that you can enact is to ensure that they don't come to your place, even if they're nice and polite and "follow your rules", because while they might, their friends won't, those friends have a history of driving away other people from other spaces.

Yeah, he kicked you out of the Discord, but he has the Nazi Bar Problem to deal with — he can't just let you in, you and your friends would drive away his other server members.

Nazi Bar Problem by tariqk December 5, 2021

Cadillac problem 

It’s a problem that really is not a problem in the big picture.

The mess she made by squirting all over the bed turned out to be a Cadillac problem.

Cadillac problem by Bex34 October 20, 2006

Not my problem 

When you open the fridge, grab something, close the fridge, and hear something fall.

"Not my problem!"

Not my problem by Fucking, MEEEE May 3, 2017