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Non-Profit Spam

Also known as e-spam. E-mails sent, usually to many people, with no important information, only design to send and/or re send emotional messages...
Damn! Lydia sent me another kitty playing piano e-spam... She's a regular Non-profit spam organization
by bunytou February 18, 2011
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Virtual Probation

When you must refrain from liking, commenting, posting, reblogging, retweeting, or anything of the sort because you told someone you were going to bed.
"Ugh, the one time my News Feed actually has posts worth commenting on, I'm on Virtual Probation."
by thesearewords August 9, 2012
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, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.
"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"
by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014
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social probation

Being inundated with social media advertising for products you've already purchased or decided not to purchase.
All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.
by northtacoma December 22, 2014
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Verbal Probation

When a friend forces you to be quiet for a period of time, because you've said something stupid.
"I'm gonna have to put you on verbal probation." "Jennifer said something dumb again. She's currently on verbal probation."
by Mac May May October 4, 2016
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False Profits

To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.
Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."
by SonHunter May 28, 2018
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marcus profit

a fat gay man who loves it in the asshole all night
Man did you see marcus profit with his dad last night
by dadadadfdasfdas June 3, 2018
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